I didn't write this. I don't know who did. I did read it here though and thought it was funny and a perfect contrast to yesterday's 11 things!
1. The nice men are ugly.2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice, and straight men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome but are nice, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome but are nice and have money, think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men who are not so nice and somewhat straight, don’t think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, are straight, somewhat nice and have no money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, have money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.